Chris, who plays the "Stupid One",
is actually a super-genius. He has studied all over the world and
currently teaches astrophysics in 7 different languages at the Sam
Houston Institute of Technology. Known as the father of modern
mathematics, Chris is credited with inventing the number 14. Except for
his propensity to get all his equipment from Acme, he is the brains of
the Jolly Rogers.
UPDATE: Misery
loves company. Chris has joined Kurt
on the cast of The Shunned, a
locally produced independent horror film set in the Old West...and yes,
he gets plenty bloody. :)
UPDATE: Thanks
one and all for coming out to the premiere of "The
Shunned" !


Chris on the set of THE SHUNNED