Mark -- also known as "Mayhem" -- is the Jolly Rogers' answer to the Chia Pet. The once proud leader of the Ottoman Empire, Mark would much rather be in any group other than the Jolly Rogers. He is currently a member of the Boy Scouts, the Girl Scouts, AARP., NAACP, DECCA, FFA, PTA, NRA, AA, AAA, 12 fraternities, 4 sororities, Boys' Club of America, Knights of Columbus, the Underachivers Association, the Church of the Subgenius and the Mike Club (which he managed to join by cleverly misspelling his name on the application form). If you have a club or organization you would like Mark to join, forget it he's busy.