THE CREW:

Sean Foree

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sean Foree, A.K.A. the Pariah.

Sean started his musical career as a musician, distinguishing him from the rest of the Jolly Rogers. He began with the Oak Street Singers Madrigal Choir, but that name was too long.  He moved on to the Bedlam Boys, but the other boys teased him, so he showed them by joining the Bedlam Belles (just different enough to avoid a lawsuit). He then moved on to Leather Buttons, but the injunction says we can't talk about them. After which, he decided to try it as a solo act, but soon found he was discharged after a hostile takeover wherein he fired himself and sold off the band at a considerable loss.  He did a stint with the Maguire Brothers, followed by Tullamore, but they won't admit it.  Next, there was Brollywacker, but, with a sweet name like that, he knew it wouldn't pan out. Then, there were Gabriel's Gate and Cavan whose names we are not allowed to mention here.

So, after completely offending 10 bands, 2 states, 17 forest rangers and the Detroit League of Sumo Wrestlers, Sean was sentenced to join The Jolly Rogers. Though some thought this was a bit harsh, most people never even heard about it. There was only one problem remaining…Sean is a tenor. According to the bylaws of The Jolly Rogers, he only had 2 choices: A) Grow a pair and stop singing like a girl; or B) Completely devour the current tenor. Well, most of the other Jolly Rogers will miss Clint, and it has been said that Clint was a great guy.  In fact, Sean is quoted as saying, "I liked Clint a lot, especially the breasts".